Out of thin air….

How did they invent a method called the ‘radio carbon dating’ that precisely gauges the age of an object upto 62,000 years???????

How did man dig up tunnels right through Rocky Mountains without them collapsing??????

How did they invent an ‘Avalanche Beacon’ that helps track people who are buried under tons of snow in an avalanche???????

How did people navigate the earth on seas with a mere compass??????

Well, I guess….the same way we zoom into our homes ….the stars…. which are thousands of light-years away!

Science…..Engineering….. Technology…. Gut Feel….and of course…. God’s good humour has made them all possible!

But my personal favourite invention that I look forward to indulging in is The Personal Jet Pack – meant for a single user to fly by strapping a rocket on the back of the user which currently can fly for 9 minutes, doing 18 kilometres provided the max pilot weight is 81 kgs. No more traffic jams, or low-life car-driving or toll-taxes for me!

Annnnd…. the two things that I really really wanna try and I really really hope they speed up tweaking are the Time Travel Machine and Teleportation and I’d never have to get into those confined and nauseating air-proof, water-proof, LIFE-proof LIFTS again!

And the time-travel machine could help me go back in time and tie-up a few loose-ends, give closure and retrieve money that someone owes me. Orrrrr…. I just wait a lil longer till they invent a device that tracks people who just disappear into thin air and leave no skid-marks behind!

Meanwhile….let me light my E-cigarette!!

New Year 2012 at waynad

I study Law at Christ University in Bangalore and my sister is studying Engineering at Kanchi in Tamil Nadu.  It is such a clash of concepts that she gets vacation for all the Hindu festivals and I get a single day off and we never get to see each other.  Most of the times, my sister leaves for her college the day I get home at Hyderabad.  So, I decided that this New Year we have to celebrate together come what may.  Incidentally as it is her final year of degree even her group of friends had plans to welcome the New Year 2012 together at a nice destination.  I pushed my way through the group and all her friends very sweetly agreed to squeeze me in their plans.

So there we were on our way to Waynad in Kerala to welcome the New Year a wild way.  As I was already located at Bangalore the group of Engineers joined me on 30^th evening at my college on Hosur Road, Bangalore.  I already knew most of them on fb and had met few of them personally as well, so I took charge as I am the localite in Karnataka.  We got in to the Toyota Innova which was prebooked for the tour and were on our  way to Waynad.  It took us 6 hrs to reach the destination and it was almost midnight by the time we checked into a home stay we had booked on line.  The place was a beautiful old house which was run by a couple who are very friendly and hospitable.  We were nine, 5 guys and 4 girls a noisy group at that calm and serene location.  It was fun for once not to worry about the crowds that bother.  Home stay uncle woke us logs up by 5am the next morning, and I was wild as to what was the hurry by the way to arise and awaken so early on the last day of the year, after all it was the last sleep of the year you see!!! Before I could shout up we received the news of the day the wildlife park is open only between 6am to 11 am. 

So we rushed and dressed to get on our way to the park.  Our driver, Joseph is very knowledgeable of this region and took us in the best route where we could sight as much wild life as possible. It was so beautiful and out of the world moving across the green zone with the Sun rays giving the most needed warmth on a chilly morning of 31 December 2011. Waynad Wildlife Sanctuary, Muthanga is a part of the Nilgiri Biosphere Reserve and is also a Project Elephant site.  I was all exited with the camera in my hand and took the most advantage of being the youngest of the group.  For once, I enjoyed being the youngest which otherwise is a constant crib of my life.

Well, note the pic to the left keenly as I would like to point out the cute baby elephant besides the big one.  I found it so cute that I got out of the vehicle and was on my foot taking a close up shot of the baby.  Suddenly I found it was getting bigger and closer in my camera lens and I could hear every one shouting from the car ‘hey come back’. Then I jerked and realized that it was the mother who was coming towards me, I turned back started running towards my car and the animal instinct made even the big elephant run behind me.

 I just managed to get inside the car before the driver sped it in a bypass road to get us quickly out of the animal’s way.  At once everyone started shouting at me, for a little while we were lost and went about here and there and came across this cozy piece of land where we stopped by to have our breakfast packed by the home stay couple.  It was already 10 and we were supposed to get out before 11 am so we quickly packed and got out.  Though it was a short time spent in the wild life park and very little explored, we all had fun and kept laughing about the elephant episode throughout the day. 

Next we proceeded towards the Meenmutty waterfalls located at a height of 300 meters.  We were all excited about the fun we would have at the water gateway.  But soon we were alerted by the driver that it is going to be an athletic and trekking trip there.  Fortunately all of us were having comfy footwear like floaters and sports shoes.  These are the largest falls of Waynad with fantastic view. 

We had some company there and we followed the instructions and climbed down a tiny valley with the help of ropes set by the local administration.  It took us close to an hour to reach the waterfalls and we were breathless and sweating by the time we reached.  We all had fun, played in the water, got drenched despite the cold weather and it was 3pm and time to leave.  We never realized as to how the time went by.  There we were, on our way back through that ropey way, this time it was climbing up and so tough and God, we were so hungry…… Joseph kept motivating us telling about the restaurant where we could have yummy food.  Once we reached the vehicle and fainted inside, Joseph took us all to the Katar Café where we came to senses immediately with the smell of the food.  It was the best meal of the year we had that day.  We freaked out on veg, non-veg and bakery products available there.  After that we were in no shape to go anywhere and went straight back to the home stay, and slept off.

We were up by 9pm and were all ready to welcome the New Year 2012.  Joseph told us about the tree houses in nearby Resorts and took us up to the tree house for a view.  We all piled on to get a chance to and it was so much fun.  We could see people going up in those lift like baskets up to the tree house.  After spending a couple of hours there again we went back to our place to celebrate with a camp fire accompanied with drinks, food and music.  We helped the home stay couple in organizing all these for the party and invited them also to join us; however they spent few minutes and went off.  So we were left on our own to make a lot of noise and dance and party.  But we were all so tired that we just waited till the break of the New Year 2012 to wish each other, called our parents and hit the beds. 

It was a nice long sleep and I kept dreaming of the beautful and green meadows, the mother elephant chasing me, the ropes of the fall and the tree house. I woke up on my own without anyone asking me to and found every one waiting, ready to leave. They all wished me a New Year again and told that they din't want to disturb my first sleep of the year and hence allowed me to sleep till 11am. OMG, aren’t they sweet….well so that was how I invited this year and wish you all a happy and prosperous New Year 2012.

Vijay Dinanath Chauhan...Poora Naam…Hi!!!

With just a week left for the release of Hrithik Roshan’s AGNEEPATH on 26th Jan 2012, the film takes me exactly 22 years back; the day was 16th Feb 1990 when Amitabh Bachchan’s AGNEEPATH was all set for release. I was in Calcutta (Kolkata) in my final year. An AB film release in those days used to be a HUGE event for all die-hard AB fans. Being one of the most awaited films of that year, we were told AGNEEPATH was going to be premiered at Calcutta’s Nandan Film Center which will be attended by all the star cast of the film and all the proceeds from the film would go to the war widows of AWWA (Army Wives Welfare Association).

I just couldn’t believe my luck as my father (then serving in the army, HQ Eastern Command) somehow managed to get six tickets for the premier. We all reached an hour before the show with 3 rolls of Fuji films. Nandan was jam-packed amidst tight security as the army commander too was attending the premier. The event began with the army commander and his wife occupying the stage which was followed by the introduction of the star cast…starting with Yash Johar & Hiroo Johar (Producers), Director Mukul Anand, Jaya Bachchan, Archana Puransingh, Madhavi, Mithun Chakraborty, Danny….and finally….AMITABH BACHCHAN….walked in, it was maddening, the crowd went berserk…My camera just couldn’t get any good snaps of any of the Megastar as the crowd went MAD asking for his autograph. Somehow AB made his appearance on the stage and by the time the crowd settled back in their seats the movie started to roll. It was AGNEEPATH, AGNEEPATH and only AGNEEPATH with AMITABH, AMITABH and only AMITABH all the way!!! Phew! What an experience to see the man in flesh and blood, I still have the stills and his autograph. We were amazed to see him signing autographs after the show with both his hands simultaneously. The experience at Nandan was magical.

Although, the film received mixed reactions but it’s still considered to be one of AB’s best films. The dialogues still lingers in everybody’s memory…

• Vijay Dinanath Chauhan…Poora Naam…Gaon Mandva, Umr 36 saal….ye, solvaan ghanta chaalu hai…
• Is duniya mein seedha rehne ke liye ulta sochna bahut zaroori hai…
• Main apne maalik ka puraana wafaadaar hoon…har cheez soot ke saath waapas karta hoon…
• Jab dushman ki umr badh jaati hai, toh us se dosti kar leni chahiye…apni umr badh jaati hai…
• Awaaz bahut ho gaya, Kancha Cheena…ab dhamaka sun ne ka…
• Yeh kya Kancha…pistol bhi dikhaata hai aur peeche bhi hat ta hai…peeche hatne ka nahin…

…and so many more…I can just go on and on and on. Long-live AGNEEPATH!

It is more than just 12 ounces of paper, ink and glue....

It is a sextant…a compass…a telescope…a chart.

It can tickle you…riddle you…fiddle with you…dwindle you.

It can get you started….it can stop you with brakes sharper than Bugatti Veyron’s EB 16.4 brakes.

It can turn its back on you and still remain a friend….or tell you that the only way to have a friend is to be one.

It can transport you to places unknown and bring concepts unheard-of right back to you.

It can open your mind….challenge your convictions….push your limits.

It can cushion your comfort-zone….or yank you out of it.

It can tour you inside the minds of great people who have lived and continue to live interesting lives.

It can show you wisdom of Centuries.

It can show you what to dream…how to dream…and how to live them – wide awake.

It will show you HOPE…no matter what dire straits you’re in.

It can change you.

It is more than just 12 ounces of paper, ink and glue.

It is…..a book.

And if that didn’t convince you to embark upon this delightful ride called ‘reading’ then….these life-champions just might…

• Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. ~ Joseph Addison ~
• To read is to empower. To empower is to influence. To influence is to change! ~ Jane Evershed
• “We read to know that we are not alone.” ~ C.S. Lewis
• When I got my library card… that was when my life began. ~ Rita Mae Brown
• “It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.” ~ Oscar Wilde
• Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers. ~ Harry Truman, the only American president without a formal college education.
• I've traveled the world twice over, Met the famous; saints and sinners, Poets and artists, kings and queens, Old stars and hopeful beginners, I've been where no-one's been before, Learned secrets from writers and cooks …All with one library ticket …To the wonderful world of books. ~ Anonymous
• A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. ~ Daniel J. Boorstin
• “No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.” ~ Confucius
• Beware of the person of one book. ~ St. Thomas Aquinas
• I can't bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel or a man in the crowd. ~ D. H. Lawrence
• If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
• The reading of all good books is like a conversation with all the finest men of past centuries. ~ Rene Descartes
• You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
  Ray Bradbury

· A book store is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. ~ Jerry Seinfield

• I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget. ~ William Lyon Phelps
• If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. ~ Toni Morrison

Personally….I’ve experienced new stimuli; shared experiences of Wilde, Emerson, Wodehouse, Shakespeare, Doyle, Buffet, Fry, Christie, Adams, Gladwell, Bombeck, and Sharma in the comfort of my patio; learned wordplay; escaped from boredom and anger and got thrilled and entertained in the bargain; found other’s perceptions on ‘purpose of life’ got coached on ‘life and living’; and became an avid airport reader. In all…I can vouch for time well spent. The trick though….is knowing which book to read.

In every family and every circle of friends there exists a book-worm who could point you in the right direction. Else…you’re now blessed with the glorious tool – the internet where, not only can you find recommendations on the right book to read….you can find the book itself. The electronic book. It does pale in comparison to a paperback but that’s your next bet. And I will bet my favourite book that you will soon be pining for the next book sale!! Like I am right now…for the ‘Kolkata Book Fair’. It’s not your run-of-the-mill book fair….it’s the ‘baap of all book fairs’ in this country! Plus….it is the world's third largest annual conglomeration of books after the Frankfurt Book Fair and the London Book Fair with a footfall of 20, 00,000 (2 million) people.

Started in 1976 by the Kolkata Publisher’ and Booksellers’ Guild the Kolkata Book Fair is the most sought after event by the book-worms of India. The 36^th International Kolkata Book Fair 2012 would be inaugurated at Milan Mela Prangan on 24^th January 2012 at 4:30 pm and would last till 5^th February 2012. Timings - 10 am to 9 pm.

They say the prime attractions of the Book Fair are the various gates that are designed and decorated to match the theme of Santa Maria Novelle of Florence, Belur Math and the Art Centre of Chicago. I say that the prime attractors to this book fair are some literary stalwarts who are expected to visit the Fair. Some of them are Ruskin Bond, Vikram Seth, Omar Abdullah, Amish Tripathi, Chetan Bhagat, Tahmima Anah, Imraan Khan, Manu Joseph, Craig Taylor, John Keay, Upinder Singh, Moni Mohsin, Sugato Basu, Mahfuz Anam, Shehan Karunatilaka, Arunava Sinha, Anuja Chauhan, Arvind K. Mehrotra, Palash Mehrotra, Kapka Kassabova, Anita Nair, Rezwana Chowdhury, Ritu Dalmia, Dr Tomaso Belloni etc. Even Bollywood celebrities like Actor Imran Khan, Gulzar Saab are expected to visit the Kolkata Book Fair.

And if you wanna catch me there…..its easy. I’d be the one scurrying around stall to stall trying to bag as many books as I can carry….EVERYDAY!